Spam sucks. Americans have gotten a lot better at online marketing recently: only double-opt in lists are allowed (by law). Whereas South Africans suck email addresses out of the air and send unsolicited mail (spam) without asking the recipients to opt-in first. I can’t stop them, so the best I can do is publish their email addresses here in the hope spambots will pick them up, and send them lots of spam. Justice? I hope so.
[Update: turns out double-opt in lists aren't required, and South Africans can subscribe people to their newsletters without their permission. In my book, this exactly what spam is, but South African law doesn't agree.]
[Update: I've deleted Diane's details from this post. After emailing her, she promptly responded saying that I'd been on her database for over a year and only sent 3 emails in that time (which is true) and that I could've unsubscribed earlier, which is also true. She denies being a spammer and wants me to only go after bigger companies. While she's incorrect that she's not a spammer (i.e. she sent me unsolicited commercial email) she does say that she spends a lot of money monthly making sure she complies with the marketing regulations. Diane, legally you're in the right (i.e. you can subscribe anyone you like to your newsletter) but if you do that, you're breaching internet etiquette - double opt-in lists are the way to go. I hope you've stopped subscribing random people to your list.]
The Diamond Life @ The Bank, Rosebank, Johannesburg, Sat 19 September
Sent out by anythinggoes.co.za on Sept4 2009, this spam is about some new club launch in Jozi. Didn’t subscribe, lads.
C2IT Computer Hardware
c2it@wec2it.com sales@c2it.co.za prize@c2it.co.za
These guys make me chuckle. Their disclaimer at the bottom of their newsletter says,
We support responsible and ethical email marketing practices. Please know that we respect your right to be purged from this marketing campaign. Removal from this email distribution list is automatically enforced by our email delivery system. Please click here to start the process for email deletion.
Wow, they “respect my right to be purged from this marketing campaign.” What about my right to not be added to it in the first place?!?! They also say,
The person addressed in the email is the sole authorised recipient.
Authorised by who? Not by me, that’s for sure.
We encourage and support best practices in responsible email marketing.
Great! Best practices are double-opt in lists, otherwise you run the risk of annoying some random person out there who posts your website and your email addresses on his blog. I look forward to seeing if this post shows up higher on Google listings on searches for C2IT Computer Hardware.
These guys are also very, very annoyed by C2IT’s spammy practices.
[Updated: some Eagle-eyed car group selling Fords and Mazdas]
[Updated: kaleidoscope advertising and marketing say they got my name from Google.]